Hail to the KING

I get emails from your KINGS fans everyday. Today I received an
email from a fan of mine from India with the subject message
reading “Hail to the KING.” Now I don’t know who is more
egocentric Donald Trump or Elvis Preston King… You decide.

In India there were great Indian Kings. My favorite King was
Vikramaditya…An ideal king who was as wise as he was brave and
strong. He did not want kingship, but when the people needed
him, became king. Matchless in war and matchless in forgiveness,
an excellent ruler, he won the hearts of his people.

Your king never wanted kingship either but the girls of the
world just will not leave Elvis Preston King alone. The only
other modern day king to understand how it feels to have almost
every girl in the world want you was the other king…Elvis Aaron
Presley. He lost his Priscilla over womanizing as I have lost a
few of my queens over my womanizing. So it goes. But If I was a
looser who can’t get laid I would have to jump off from a bridge
somewhere. But buddy before you jump at least email your
king…Elvis Preston King.

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