The Marketers’ Senate

Me and my family never imagined the incredible Belinda Sinclair, my life-long soul mate, could ever cover her head with lace wigs. Her extravagant hair styles flowed in sync with her indomitable look. Guess what? Miss Prim n’ Proper remains the center of attention because of her attitude. Only a handful of souls even care that she dons synthetic lace wigs. They look that good.

When we were young girls in Arizona, we used to stole the spotlights to every dance. But in college her women’s hair loss started acting up and her hair thinned spottily. I hinted about some lace wigs. Oh well, it didn’t matter much. The incredible woman aggressively showcased her shaved head.

Appearing at our alma mater’s roller hockey tournament, we ate nuts till her beau retardedly slapped the little ball (or whichever thing that is) towards the fans. She jumped up for it and her hand-knitted “head sweater” (her idea) landed in a beer, unveiling her bald head. As though nothing were amiss, she hurled the thing with a tremendous heave to her man. Attitude, did I mention she’s got it?

Of course, everyone has insecurities. Once she invited me over for a stroll to the art gallery, where she laughed nervously and informed me that she would rather go bald out of bitterness. She loved her old hair so much she can’t even spend money on lace wigs, though she would wear them. And who would have thought miss invincible grew embarrassed and demanded that I should think nothing more of it. I thought “oh, well.”

I couldn’t drop it. Shortly after, I asked her about taking care of this wig problem. Finally we arrived at the perfect solution: we were going wig shopping! We have a knack for making online wig shopping fun.

We had a great time, amazed by the fashionable styles. She couldn’t believe that lace front wigs are very appealing for a lot of people. These women’s wigs brought out her youthful spirit. As for me, arranged a comprehensively contemporary ensemble to wear with my wig. We do it all together, if you haven’t heard. Last Christmas she thanked me for giving her back her hair, and confessed it encourages a real positive image for many occasions. It’s encouraging to have helped my best friend float about as light as a feather. Can’t wait to see that infamous “toss ‘n turn” again.